As the Rupert Turns

On this morning's episode, Rupert finds out that the most beloved woman in England (JK Rowling) is going to participate in the phone hacking inquiry. She is one of 46 celebrities that was allegedly hacked. Also testifying in the inquiry: Hugh Grant, Sienna Miller, and the parents of a murdered girl.

If it's possible to be more hated than he already he is, this will do it.