His press conference is happening right now. It's very exciting. It's like watching the bride walk down the aisle. She's beaming, thinking of the honeymoon and the wedded bliss, but even though you know it won't be long before she discovers the reality of dirty socks on the floor and uninvited flatulence, on this one special day you can't bring yourself to rain on her parade.
Somebody fetch me a Kleenex.
