Father Knows Nothing

I just posted my latest Father Knows Nothing column at NWI Parent. This one is about a few things that have been "Falling through the Cracks" at my house.

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Father Knows Nothing

I just posted my latest Father Knows Nothing column. This week's is about the most awkward conversation of my life...the day I asked my father in law for permission to marry his daughter.

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Father Knows Nothing

My latest Father Knows Nothing column is entitled "Inexplicable Basketball".

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Father Knows Nothing

This week's Father Knows Nothing column at NWI Parent is entitled "Unsolicited Advice".

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The Onion on Parenting

This is brilliant, and of course, true. An excerpt...

"Our research suggests that while overprotective parenting ultimately produces adults unprepared to contend with life's difficulties, highly permissive parenting leads to feelings of bitterness and isolation throughout adulthood," lead researcher Daniel Porter said. "And, interestingly, we found that anything between those two extremes is equally damaging, always resulting in an adult who suffers from some debilitating combination of unpreparedness and isolation. Despite great variance in parenting styles across populations, the end product is always the same: a profoundly flawed and joyless human being."

Love the Onion.

Father Knows Nothing

My latest Father Knows Nothing column is entitled "Balloon Grinch".

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Father Knows Nothing

My latest Father Knows Nothing column has been posted at NWI Parent. This week's column is called "The Little Brother Protector (Patent Pending)"

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Father Knows Nothing

My latest Father Knows Nothing column has been posted at NWI Parent. This week's column is called "Do the voices, Dad, do the voices."

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Father Knows Nothing

I just posted my latest Father Knows Nothing column at NWI Parent. This week's column is called "Hand-Me-Downs".

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Father Knows Nothing

Just got back from Italy, and this week's Father Knows Nothing column is about the very strange circumstances surrounding the day I left Chicago. It's called "An Italian Birthday."

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Father Knows Nothing

I'm posting this week's Father Knows Nothing a day early because I'm leaving the country tomorrow. In this week's column, I discover a new sleeping disorder.

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Father Knows Nothing

My latest Father Knows Nothing column has been posted at NWI Parent. This week's column is about my wedding rings. (Yes, that's plural)

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Father Knows Nothing

My Father Knows Nothing column for this week has been posted at NWI Parent. This week's column is called "Emerging from Hibernation."

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Father Knows Nothing

I just posted my latest Father Knows Nothing at NWI Parent, and this week's is called "Brotherly Virtue."

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Father Knows Nothing

I just posted my latest Father Knows Nothing column at NWI Parent. This week's is called "The Best Laid Plans" and it's about one of the worst days of my summer.

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Father Knows Nothing

My latest Father Knows Nothing column has been posted at NWI Parent. This week's column is about a phone call I got from my buddy Dave.

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