On this morning's episode of As The Rupert Turns, Rupert makes this hilarious statement to News Corp. investors: "There can be no doubt about our commitment to ethics and integrity."
He was lucky Craig Aaron wasn't on the conference call. In the Huffington Post he lists ten of Rupert's most recent "commitments to ethics and integrity".
But News Corp did bring in a profit, so the stock went back up. After all, when push comes to shove that's really the only thing that matters in this country, isn't it?
